🔥 0 Stacks in Shame
⚡ 0% Fix-Rate
📈 Ø Score: 0/100
Roast Hall of Shame
The worst Moltbot failures, anonymized and without name dropping. Goal: exit the shame zone and ship fixes fast.
→ 67% achieve exit in under 30 minutes
"Not a Pentest" Notice: This guide is for hardening your own systems. No attack tools.
Why the Hall of Shame?
Signal, not blame
Everyone sees which patterns truly kill the score.
Roast as fix starter
The roast is the fastest path into concrete runbooks.
Viral recovery
Share the turnaround, not the failure.
Top fail patterns
Hardcoded secrets
API keys in logs, env, or repo. Instant score collapse.
No egress control
Agents can talk to every endpoint. Exfiltration becomes trivial.
RBAC = default
Agents run as admin. Least privilege is missing entirely.
Exit plan in 30 minutes
1
Rotate secrets
Replace all exposed secrets immediately.
2
Egress allowlist
Allow only approved endpoints.
3
Reduce RBAC
Set agent permissions to minimum.
4
Run runbooks
Execute fix playbooks and re-check score.
Share the turnaround
Before / after
Show the fix, not the fail. Share an anonymized report with the new score and fix runbooks.
Before
Score 38, 6 critical findings
After
Score 82, Hall of Fame ready