Roast Merch — I Survived the Roast
Official ClawGuru merch: T-shirts, stickers, and accessories. Print-on-demand with brand awareness.
→ All products are print-on-demand. No inventory.
Products
I Survived the Roast
Classic black tee with bold white text. Show the world you survived the security roast.
Elite Stack Only
For those who achieved a score of 90+. Premium quality cotton tee.
Roast Level: Spicy
Sticker pack with roast levels: Mild, Medium, Spicy. Perfect for your laptop.
Security Shield
High-quality vinyl sticker with the ClawGuru security shield logo.
Security Tote Bag
Reusable canvas tote bag. Perfect for carrying your security gear.
DevOps Mug
Ceramic mug with 'I fix broken stacks' text. 11oz capacity.
Categories
T-Shirts
Premium Cotton, 100% Cotton
Stickers
High-quality vinyl, waterproof
Accessories
Tote bags, mugs, more
Why Merch?
Brand Awareness
Show your security community membership and spread ClawGuru to the world.
Community Building
Connect with other security enthusiasts at conferences and events.
Print-on-Demand
No inventory, no waste. Products are only produced when ordered.